"Let's just call this the new me."
"There was nothing wrong with the old you."
"You can't just treat people how you treat people and then say something adorable like that."

"You don't want me, I'm damaged goods."
"We're all damaged goods."

"What did I ever do to deserve you?"
"Usually that line is screamed at me by someone running out the door."

"How bad was it you might ask?"
"I might if you gave me the opportunity."
"I was just saving you the effort!"

"The lad doesn't say much and when he does, he finds just the right words to crush my soul."